Norwegian Tippeligaen Review 2010
You just didn’t know if you wanted to laugh, cry, or go to sleep: the Tippeliga season 2010 was, quite simply, tranquilizingly unexciting. Having gone the whole campaign unbeaten, Rosenborg won their 22nd league title, and their 19th since 1985. They did, however, miss out on the chance of competing for their tenth Cup triumph (and seventh Double), having sensationally been beaten at the semi-final stage – in what was arguably the game of the season – by the pink-clad part-timers of Follo, a club which will start next season at the Third level: having avoided relegation from the Adeccoliga by a single point, they were, heartbreakingly and bizarrely, demoted for having failed to meet the deadline for a professional lisence application. There was to be no consolation in the Cup Final, either, Strømsgodset winning an uninspiring encounter 2-0 following first half headers from Ola Kamara and Glenn Andersen, to bring the Kongepokal (King’s Cup) back to Drammen for the fifth time.
Laudably, the Federation has taken action to encourage (or force) clubs to run financially responsible operations: this summer, bankrupt former champions Lyn were demoted to the Fifth division, their results in the first half of the Adeccoliga season being declared null and void, while recently five clubs – Brann and Strømsgodset of the Tippeliga and Bodø/Glimt, Løv/Ham and relegated Moss of the Adeccoliga – received formal letters of warning regarding their financial conduct, and may start next season with a points deduction in case of continued failure to comply with League regulations. Even the mighty Rosenborg – impossibly wealthy by Norwegian standards – recorded a deficit of 44 million kroner (approx. £4 million) in the last financial year, and have been told in no uncertain terms that they need to put their house in order. “We want a strong Rosenborg which can be competitive in Europe”, said Federation President Yngve Hallén, “but the club must also balance its books”.
Alas, chances are it will be some time before Rosenborg or any other Norwegian club can be competitive in Europe. Performances have been woeful for several seasons now but, then again, why should the clubs take European competition seriously when their fans clearly do not? For their first Europa League qualifying home games, Stabæk and Molde managed to attract 1134 and 2343 spectators respectively, which – even allowing for the slightly mitigating circumstance that the games in question took place during most people’s summer holidays – was nothing short of pathetic.
The truth is fans are voting with their feet. Since the record year of 2007, when Tippeliga games attracted an average of 10 473 spectators, attendances have been in steady decline, and no wonder. Several theories have been put forward to explain the current predicament – after-effects of the global finance crisis, over-saturation in the media, the 2009 expansion from fourteen to sixteen clubs – yet while all these factors no doubt play their part, the bottom line is surely that people can’t be bothered because the quality of competition really isn’t very good? Well before the season started, everyone knew who would win the title, the idendity of the relegated teams came as no surprise, and only Rosenborg, runners-up Vålerenga, Cup-winners Strømsgodset and promoted Haugesund could be accused of playing entertaining football on a regular basis. The good news is that the latter three all have young teams, and should be capable of improving further if (and, particularly in the case of Strømsgodset, that’s a big if) they can keep their best players.
To the surprise of all and delight of many, the Second Coming took place Molde last week, as Ole Gunnar Solskjær returned to the club where he started his professional career as a 21-year-old in 1994. I’ve previously expressed my reservations about Solskjær the manager, however it can’t be denied that he’s got media presence: Molde, who finished 11th this term, are already being trumpeted as potential title winners next season. If that happens, I’ll eat a 1999 vintage Manchester United replica shirt with salt and vinegar on it but, for all my hardened scepticism, I can’t help but feel ever-so-slightly intrigued by what’s afoot in the City of Roses. Inevitably, there’s been speculation that Molde will now become an official Old Trafford feeder club, and although Solskjær has been hesitant to confirm any such arrangement, he hasn’t denied it either, and it’s not exactly a well-kept secret that he wants to take United’s Norwegian academy players Joshua King and Magnus Wolff-Eikrem on loan in the upcoming transfer window.
Elsewhere, Brann and Stabæk – League winners in 2007 and 2008 respectively – endured miserable campaigns, and can console themselves only by the knowledge that next year will probably be even worse. Stabæk have already lost coach Jan Jönsson to Rosenborg, while Brann will lose virtually all their remaining decent players: veteran captain Eirik Bakke is going home to the fjords to join Adeccoliga winners Sogndal, fellow midfielders Jan Gunnar Solli and Petter Vaagan Moen have opted for metropolitan life, moving to New York and London to join the Red Bulls and QPR, while local hero Erik Huseklepp will also surely take his lanky frame and sublime ball skills elsewhere. Although it would be false to claim that either side at any point threatened to entertain anyone except their most committed fans, Odd Grenland and Start will be quietly satisfied with the results obtained this season, while traditional powerhouses Lillestrøm and Viking day-dream about former glories in a futile and increasingly desperate attempt at ignoring a pitiful present.
Having sold star midfielder Eirik Mjelde to Brann before the season, everyone predicted the whalers from Sandefjord would go down without a fight, and so it proved: they even managed to create history in the process, going 23 games without a win to beat one of Norwegian football’s oldest records. (It should be noted, however, that back in 1975 there were only twelve teams in the First division, which means poor Os actually went an entire season without winning. Perhaps unsurprisingly, they haven’t been back in the top-flight since.) Kongsvinger also went down, but their fans will be pleased by the very fact that the club still exists, having been hours from liquidation at more than one point during the season. (Mysteriously, however, they are not among the clubs which have received official warnings regarding their financial conduct from the Federation.) Sarpsborg 08 were promoted alongside Sogndal, while Hønefoss and Fredrikstad will contest a relegation/promotion-play off this coming weekend.
And that, at long last, is that. The season is over, and it’s fair to say it hasn’t been a vintage one. Still, there are those who did reasonably well, and so the time has come for your humble correspondent to honour the great and the good of the Norwegian game by naming my
TEAM OF THE SEASON* (4-1-3-2 “Wingless Wonders” formation):
Goalkeeper:
Anders Lindegaard (Aalesund). Tall, blond, arrogant and Danish: no wonder Manchester United (allegedly) want to sign him. His consistency was arguably the single most important reason for AaFK’s impressive fourth-place finish, and he also won recognition at international level, Denmark coach Morten Olsen handing him his first cap in the Euro qualifier v Iceland.
(Honorary mention: Adam Larsen Kwarasey (Strømsgodset). Agile, ever-improving youngster who enjoyed an excellent season. Dreams of representing fatherland Ghana at the next World Cup.)
Left-back:
Mikael Dorsin (Rosenborg). Ever-present captain of the undefeated champions. An enthusiastic overlapper who contributes greatly to the fluidity of Rosenborg’s system. Has won league titles in Norway and Romania as well as his native Sweden.
(Honorary mention: Joakim Våge Nilsen (Haugesund). Shy off the pitch, remarkably confident on it, the teenager and his thunderbolt left-foot were key components in the fine performances of promoted surprise package Haugesund, who were unbeaten at home until the penultimate round of the season, and finished a creditable sixth.)
Centre-back:
Miika Koppinen (Tromsø). Perhaps most famous internationally for having scored the goal which brought down Jose Mourinho at Stamford Bridge back in 2007, the Finnish veteran has been imperious in his second spell with Gutan (the Boys in the local accent). Strong in the air and absolutely ruthless on the ground.
(Honorary mention: Frode Kippe (Lillestrøm). The former Liverpool defender continues to lead by example in his tenth season with the Canaries: no particularly subtle operator, but tough and tenacious and also weighs in with his fair share of goals.)
Centre-back:
Vadim Demidov (Rosenborg). The son of a former Russian international handball player, he capped a fine club season with an exceptional performance in Norway’s Euro qualifying defeat of Portugal in September. Due to join Real Sociedad in Spain in the upcoming transfer window.
(Honorary mention: André Muri (Vålerenga). Rarely steals any headlines, but played every minute of every league game without collecting a single booking, and for that achievement deservedly collected the Federation’s Fair Play award.)
Right-back:
Mikal Lustig (Rosenborg). Tall, fast and technically skilled, he’s arguably the only player in the Tippeliga adept at crossing the ball (!) Rumour had it he was on his way to Serie A in the summer transfer window, which provoked veteran coach Nils Arne Eggen into a trademark eccentric rant, bewilderingly condemning the “drunken and violent behaviour” of Lecce players and officials at La Manga a decade ago. (Eggen, it later transpired, had misheard a question from a local journalist, and thought the club in question was Leicester.)
(Honorary mention: Tom Høgli (Tromsø). “Who?” Thus spoke newly-appointed France coach Laurent Blanc ahead of the August friendly at Ullevaal. For your information, Laurent, Høgli was in fact joint top scorer at the 2006 VIVA World Cup, as Sapmi finished winners ahead of Monaco, Occitannia and Southern Cameroon. Fast and extremely disciplined, he’s now Norway’s undisputed first-choice right-back, finally providing a solution to what has been a problem position since time immemorial for the national side.)
Defensive midfielder (and Player of the Season):
Anthony Annan (Rosenborg). No stranger to controversy – he (allegedly) bit Aalesund forward Thor Hogne Aarøy in the chest (!) and gave André Muri the full Vinnie Jones treatment – but also by far the most accomplished player in the League, a truly exceptional ball-winner of tremendous stamina and spirit. Excelled for Ghana at the World Cup, too, and it is frankly a complete mystery that he’s still at Lerkendal.
(Honorary mention: Serigne Kara Mbodj (Tromsø). As elsewhere in Europe, Africans rule in the holding position. Tall and born in Senegal, it should come as no surprise that the 21-year-old has been linked with a move to a certain club in North London. Started his career with the Diambars Academy, established by former France internationals Bernard Lama and, yes, Patrick Vieira.)
Midfielder (centre-left):
Petter Vaagan Moen (Brann). “Mjøsa’s Beckham” somehow managed to excel in what was otherwise a truly miserable campaign for the 2007 Tippeliga champions. Deployed centrally for much of the season, rather than in his usual position on the left, the baby-faced dead-ball expert scored a career-high fourteen goals and won a recall to the national team. Will join QPR in the January transfer window.
(Honorary mention: Ruben Yttergård Jenssen (Tromsø). At 22, a key man for his hometown club. Mobile, technically gifted and adept at linking defence with attack, he made his international bow in the June friendly v Montenegro.)
Midfielder (centre):
Harmeet Singh. (Vålerenga). Top assist-maker of the season at eleven, and kingpin of the league’s most consistently attractive side. Egil Olsen recently stated he’s looking for more creativity in midfield, so why he’s yet to summon Singh for international duty is anyone’s guess, although the playmaker probably didn’t endear himself to anyone within the national team setup by declaring that “playing for Norway looks very boring”.
(Honorary mention: Johan Arneng (Aalesund). Swedish one-man engine room and captain of a side which, while rarely enjoyable to watch, was always fiercely competitive. Capped twice in 2004, he’s available on a Bosman free and, although there is talk he might be joining Lillestrøm, seems keen to play out his career in his homeland, where he enjoyed title success with Djurgården both in 2003 and 2005.)
Midfielder (centre-right) (and Newcomer of the Season):
Markus Henriksen (Rosenborg). From virtual unknown to full international recognition in less than six months: Henriksen’s first full season has arguably been the finest of any Tippeliga player since John Carew’s breakthrough at Vålerenga back in 1997. Week in, week out, the 18-year-old showed remarkable skill, physical strength, composure and tactical maturity, and while he might lack the pace required at the very highest level, he remains an immensely exciting prospect for club and country alike.
(Honorary mention: Umaru Bangura (Hønefoss). The Sierra Leone midfielder, who played at the 2003 U-17 World Cup in Finland and later had a spell at Watford, may have found working conditions difficult during his club’s first ever season in the top flight, but nonetheless proved himself one of the finest passers in Norway. Rumoured to be on the wish-list of Rosenborg, who tend to get their man.)
Striker:
Baye Djiby Fall (Molde). So good they named him after a season, a religious doctrine, an Albert Camus novel and a Manchester post-punk band. The Tippeliga may be home to more elegant forwards, but certainly none more effective. The physically-imposing Senegalese, who, despite being only 25, has already played in France, Denmark, the United Arab Emirates and Russia as well as Norway, scored sixteen goals to finish league top-scorer and save his struggling side from relegation. On loan this season from Lokomotiv Moscow and, for reasons best known to themselves, Molde haven‘t exercised their option to buy. Even so, Fall should have little problem finding gainful employment elsewhere.
(Honorary mention: Ole Martin Årst (Start). Having battled persistent injury for two years, the only man to have been top goalscorer both in Norway (Tromsø 2005) and Belgium (Gent 2000), decided to retire from the game last October. Come March, however, the thirtysix-year-old had changed his mind, signed a new contract at the Sør Arena and was richly and deservedly rewarded for his persistence, scoring twelve league goals in a remarkable swansong season.)
Striker:
Nikola Djurdic (Haugesund). Maverick Serb whose partnership with Tomas Sørum was one of the most attractive sights of the season, inducing panic in many an opposition defence with their understanding and constant movement. With respect to Sørum, however, Djurdic was clearly the brain behind the duo’s success, time and again creating space where none seemed to exist thanks to his vision and fine ball skills.
(Honorary mention: Luton Shelton (Vålerenga). Jamaican speed-merchant who’s been a man reformed since returning from a loan spell with Aalborg in the Danish Superliga. Initially deployed as a central striker and derided by fans for his inability to translate his obvious talent into goals, he found a new lease of life drifting in from the left, scoring a dozen goals and constantly stretching defences thanks to his incredible acceleration.)
Coach:
Ronny Deila (Strømsgodset). Former central defender who’s been a revelation in his first post as head coach. Encourages attacking football, puts a premium on discipline and fair play, and never makes cheap excuses: his young and exuberant Strømsgodset side have been brilliant at times on home (plastic) turf at Marienlyst, but frequently struggle on their travels. Still, Deila comes across as a genuinely lovely man as well as a highly talented coach, and it’s no surprise that there’s been talk linking him with more prestigious clubs. Strømsgodset sporting director Jostein Flo, however, has been dismissive of such speculation. “I have an agreement with Ronny”, said the notorious former Norway forward following the triumph in the Cup Final. “He will remain in Drammen for several seasons yet.” Here’s hoping.
(Honorary mention: Jostein Grindhaug (Haugesund). The South-Western port of Haugesund is (allegedly) the birthplace of Marilyn Monroe’s paternal grandfather and hosts an annual film festival, but there is, truth be told, little glamour about the team that Jostein built. Rather, it’s a cohesive and craftily constructed unit, built upon solid team-work and the mobility of their striking duo. In any case Grindhaug deserves high praise for leading a club of limited resources to safety and a sixth-place finish in their comeback season in the top flight.)
*Please note that I’ve only considered for inclusion individuals who played the full League season in Norway. (Hence the absence of, for example, Vålerenga/Hannover’s Moa.)


